Meeting coordinator- I’m in the process of possibly making paper, I hope this to be a legit endeavor. Queries, comments, name calling, and people to mush paper with are all appreciated.

Bureaucracy tsar- AWOL

Cleaning cord- The vacuum attempted suicide this past week by hanging itself in the lounge “Goodbye cruel world” Ben resuscitated [...]]]> May 4th }}}}}5:30   }}}}Probably

Meeting coordinator- I’m in the process of possibly making paper, I hope this to be a legit endeavor. Queries, comments, name calling, and people to mush paper with are all appreciated.

Bureaucracy tsar- AWOL

Cleaning cord- The vacuum attempted suicide this past week by hanging itself in the lounge “Goodbye cruel world” Ben resuscitated it, by a means I do not wish to know. To recap our vacuum is a drama queen as well as useless but we still use it anyway.

Community cord- Awol

Credit- Awol

Education- $5 fines for Matt, Amanda, Chris P, and Trini

Environment- AWOL

Food- For real Amandas pizza on Monday, Wednesday will be soup, baked potatoes and catfish.

Mail- Nada.

Menu- Food surveys are in your mail boxes, this is your one and only chance. Speak now or forever shut the fuck up.

Occupancy- Resigning this week, sign up. And Kelsey is re applying.

Purchaser- The purchaser list is now on the right side of the main board.

Recycling- Awol, (and possibly resigning?)

Renter- If you need new locks or door knobs see John G and he will help.

Repair- Malakai is looking into getting the main kitchen stoves hood fixed as well as whatever needs to be fixed for the next fire inspection, speaking of which…

Safety- Chad only just received the fire information from Ely and will get on top of that. Third times the charm, and also our last chance to not get condemned .

Shop- Nothing really, but the 1s back door knob is fucked.

Tech- Flashy new laser printer? Probably not……..

Treasurer- …………….because the house has to pay property tax May 10th. So pay rent.

>>>>>>>>>>>Announcements

***Make your wall plaques for the lounge! Plaque paper can be found on the spool.

Poison Oak is fucked and Arlo will un fuck it.  [Again I don't want to know how one would go about un fucking something] but if you see puddles of blue fluid do not touch as it is poison and will liquefy your innards.

Brylie wishes to spear head a committee to make the sunflower greener. If you are interested come to the lounge Tuesday night.

If you plan on having an AC this summer, plan on paying $10.

“Ask and ye shall receive…..Chris T”

Ways in which to practice proactive hassling

[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ Business Meeting  6:04pm

Appreciation for Kats clipboards, Dana, the nude crew, and Katie Littles grandma.

"No poisoning housemates, its a violation of the cooperative code" -John G

Vote on the food program switching to 4 meals a week June to August and possibly onward with concrete menus, shopping lists, etc.

Yea:  10    Nay: 3              I could give a fuck [those abstaining] : 1    76% PASS

“Actually collect rent?”   SAY WHAT?

Would you like a huzzah as well?

HUZZAH!